ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

(via quamba)

assholedisney:

today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

(via hi)

officialettuce:

Bitch we are wearing the same thing
iceparty:

My wish came true
lydiaamartin:
heyfishie:

Oh my god
jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.
THEME BY DOLLCITY